Golden Tickets to Heaven

image3 So who’s ide was it? You know she is not in heaven… and well he has some freaking problems.


Couple Arrested for Selling “Tickets to Heaven”

Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”

Weekly Fail

images88DJ61JI Is this white guy trying to go Asian or did someones cheap china end up on his face?

images91MSGRB4 Umm Yeah.

imagesE5ZYB5H4 I want a refund, you only fucked half my face. I want to look like my hole face was fucked by a bic pen.

imagesE0UHWGEH I think the matrix took a shit on his face…

imagesKX37ZX8D Who here wants to make some money?